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Contact: Amber Fellows
Title: Chiefess Muse
Website: LaceInYourFace.com
Reply: comment on post

After years of online musing, Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar officially launches its innovative capacity-building campaign. “I have had so much fun helping people by presenting to them my essence in the form of imagery. I set out in 2008 to move imaginations and feel that I have done very well accomplishing that goal. Now, I want to take it to a new level, on a massive scale, and in order to do that I have to acquire an energetic, caring, creative, and cohesive team of volunteers to assist me,” says Chiefess Muse Amber Fellows, who drafted the plan.

Fourteen new volunteer positions have been devised by the Chiefess Muse in order to help her along in this new stage of her online odyssey. “I want to be even more ‘in your face’,” she says, smirking, in response to questions regarding what the objectives of her new capacity building campaign are.

Ms. Fellows says that she thought long and hard about how this venture would become a success. “I’d like for each member to feel that they are the master of their facet and wish to deter multitasking in order to ensure quality outcomes. “Weekly catered baby oil wrestling festivities involving Play Mate ladies will be arranged in order to ensure high member moral,” she adds.

Any gender can apply to participate in this new campaign. Ms. Fellows encourages interested parties to reply to this post using the comment form, sharing their qualifications, and for those who wish to help in some capacity but do not see their specialty made into a position to recommend that it be added to the program.

Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar volunteer opportunities are as follows:

Bum-Blower
Duty: pucker as tightly or loosely as needed, and deliver the corresponding drift of breath to the appropriate region
Justification: often things just…go ablaze

Brain Goo Cleaner-Upper
Duties: damage control – clean up any mess made, by any fellow used panty lover, as a result of overdosing Amber’s musing; assist with; clean up after Amber, specifically, if she’s gone too long without food or if technology is being overly sadistic, again
Justifications: Amber does not ever mean for it to go that far ; Amber has involuntary, overpowering electrical currents running through her body that freaks technology out

Compassionate Curator
Duties: damage prevention – guide worn panty lovers through Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar in a way that keeps interest at a healthy level, avoiding over focus while at work
Justifications: even Amber can get a bit obsessive and off-track at times; the ever-decreasing value of currency

Furo Master
Duties: prepare nightly, candle-lit, healing baths using fine oils and freshly-gathered herbs from Amber’s Magic Garden; slowly undressing; applying scalp/face acupressure; gentle towel drying; mane detangling and trimming; application of nourishing skin treatments; dressing
Justification: Amber needs nurturing, too, so that she can do what she does….even better

Ped Pleaser
Duties: work closely with the Furo Master in delivering a fine, mesmerizing, sensual experience; administering foot acupressure treatments and pedicures; purchasing heels for Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar imagery
Justifications: a healthy, happy body is a sexy body; heels make Amber’s legs even more captivating

Neurosis Inhibitor
Volunteer: Swingin’ Low
Duites: prepare 5 daily slow-cooked, colorful, full-of-love, organic meals made with local ingredients from as small of a farm as possible… ;
Justifications: Amber can be more than a little off kilter if she does not eat every fours hours, maximum; real food is rad

Flower Fluffer
Duties: be creative
Justification: Poofy, prominent flower petals ROCK–especially under sheer used panties!

Muse Minister
Duties: tastefully capture and reveal Amber’s essence through the eyes of a man
Justification: how many times has Amber expressed that she needs a photog over the years?

Asset Augmentor
Duties: make Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar’s imagery POP; take Amber places that she’s never been before
Justification: Amber’s only so good with Photoshop

Crafty Cultivator
Volunteer: Ronald
Duties: design and maintain Amber’s Magic Garden–both of them ; steady, mindful use of sharp implements
Justification: the more quality, cared-for nectar, the better

Personal Maestro
Duties: compile, mix, play soundtracks appropriate for all components of Amber’s Used Panty Land–for photos and videos, as well as for the plants growing in Amber’s Magic Garden
Justification: music moves…everything

Amb(er)-ass-ador
Duty: spread far and wide, through various networks, all virtues of Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar
Justifications: inherent panty politics; the Used Panty Popo

Passionate Pantied Play Mate
Duties: participate alongside Amber in various Used Panties, Amber’s Nectar imagery; be the subject when Amber decides to wear the Muse Minister hat
Justification: how long has Amber expressed that she wants a play mate?

Sexy Samurai
Duties: look delicious in uniform, carrying a big, broad sword and tiny, sharp projectiles; aim and deploy those projectiles right at Amber’s main media host; engage in hand-to-hand sparring matches with Amber (and sometimes she’ll let you win); eliminating the eeevil bioengineering corporations in Amber’s honor
Justifications: Amber’s Zumba program’s not titillating enough; real food is rad

Oni Advisor
Volunteer: Makai
Duties: provide diet or grooming advice pertaining to Ms. Oni or other furry things loved by all
Justification: when Oni is happy, Amber is too!